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"Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 13, June 25, 1870"

There is no reason why I should, but
still it's a good bit of business." _Staggers and falls on_ ARNOLD.
ARNOLD. "Wretched being! He deserves nothing, and I will therefore give
him my last half-crown. Now, SERGEANT, I will enlist. Let us go and sing
more unintelligible songs." _They go. Enter_ MRS. ARMITAGE.
MRS. ARMITAGE. "I am starving. My child has eaten nothing for years. Oh,
sir, give me something!"
SILAS. "Not I. Go and work. Don't touch me; you look as if you had been
riding in a street car." _Rushes away as though pursued by the wicked
flea_.
MRS. ARMITAGE. "There is no hope. I will die." _Dies_.
_Enter_ ARNOLD. "Hallo. Do I see a woman? What is the matter, my
exhausted friend? Please come to life again!" (_She comes to life_.)
MRS. ARMITAGE. "Neither my child nor I have tasted food for vast and
incalculable periods. Help me."
ARNOLD. "I will." (_Helps her home, and rushes out to beg. He
successfully strikes a casual supe for five pounds, and remarks_)--"Now
she is saved. I will buy a doll for the child. They can make porridge of
the internal bran.


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