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WAT CUM SNECST?
OR
The Oriental Mule.
A SKELETON DRAMA IN FOUR ACTS, BY D. BOSSYCOW, ESQ.
[Managers who purchase this great sensation have the right to substitute
any other title, to suit their special tastes, abilities or otherwise.
Also to fill up the list of characters, ditto, ditto, ditto.]
CHARACTERS (absolutely necessary.)
CLEONI _A Young Man in Love._
LUCY _A do. Woman do, do._
GIMFRISKY _Prince of Eareigh._
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ACT I.
_Room in a Cottage._
CLEONI. Ah! Oh! my beloved, 'tis well!
LUCY. Hush! no more. I see it all.
CLEONI. Cans't thou see my mother?
LUCY. I cannest.
(_They suddenly rush into each other's arms, where they remain in two
swoons; in the meanwhile the cottage is burned to the ground. Curtain
falls for two minutes, and upon its rising the Ninth Regiment is
discovered en bivouac on the ruins, its commander, the_ PRINCE,
_reclining gracefully on the ground._)
(_Background, river Amazin, mouth wide open.
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